Rosie Repeats – Sorta

Somehow we don’t think she really cares that she’s a fashion offender ! Last month, Rosie O’Donnell was spotted in NYC at the opening night of the Broadway play 33 Variations , starring Jane Fonda. And, unfortunately for Rosie, she was lacking in the makeup department and wardrobe as well. Then last night, Tuesday, Ro attended the opening night for the Broadway musical Hair at the Hirschfeld Theatre. And again, she was wearing almost the same shit! This time, the dress was black, but still looked the same. And the shoes and jacket looked similar to what she wore earlier in the month. Is Rosie letting her kids dress her? Time to hire a stylist, bb. If you care! [ Images via WENN .]

Rosie O’Donnell No Longer Riding the Crimson Wave

It’s a slow gossip day, so bear with us as we talk about old biddies and their baby chutes losing their monthly paint jobs. Hey, at least we’re not like those assholes who are everywhere today saying Rihanna deserved it. Compared to that, talking about Rosie O’Donnell ’s shriveling ovaries is like a basket full of fluffy puppies. Reports our very own maxi-pad provider, FemaleFirst : Madonna is helping Rosie O’Donnell deal with the menopause. The ‘4 Minutes’ singer and the stand-up comedienne have been communicating via email and Rosie says the pop queen has been like a “big sister”. Menopause usually occurs between the ages of 45 and 55 when a woman’s ovaries stop producing oestrogen and signals the end of menstruation. Speaking on ‘The Tyra Banks Show’, she said: “Madonna’s great, she’s a lot like a big sister. When I started having my hormone things, I’m like, ‘What the hell is going on?’ She’s like, ‘Get the cream.’ ” Openly gay Rosie went to tell former model Tyra and the studio audience intimate details about how her body has been changing. She said: “Well let me tell you one thing, Tyra, I am about to be 47 next month and ‘Aunt Flow’ has not shown up for nine months. “It started for me at 41. I would be in the bed, and I would wake up and the sheets would be soaking wet. Not damp. Soaking wet. I thought, ‘Oh my daughter Vivi crawled in here last night and maybe she wet the bed.’ “So I would throw the covers off and turn to look – and there’s no Vivi, it’s just my partner Kelli. Then I’m like, ‘Kelli is incontinent!’ And then I realised, no it’s me!” Alright, male readers, if you’ve come this far, we have some great advice for you. If the ol’ thinking about baseball and grandma tricks have run their course in your life and you’re having trouble with control, there are plenty of gems in this story to sustain you. “Get the cream.” Rosie O’Donnell’s wife’s incontinence. Rosie O’Donnell’s incontinence. Rosie O’Donnell’s Aunt Flow. Such rich, rich material. And if none of that works, try this .

I won’t be mean to Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson at Radio One in London.  She just shouldn’t be wearing stripes, and she looks like Rosie. Oops, did I say I wasn’t going to be mean? I didn’t want to be…  I blame Tara.  Have you seen United States of Tara?  It’s great.  If only we could do stupid sh*t and act out and then blame our alter-ego… Anyway. Kelly Clarkson at Radio One London Horizontal stripes, bad. Kelly looks like ROSIE EEK!!

Rosie Found!

Rosie O’Donnell has been M.I.A. since her variety show bombed big time last month. Well, it seems like she’s been M.I.A. in the MIA! Perezcious reader M. just spotted Rosie and her kids in Miami this past weekend. M says, “We were on a Duck tours boat and she was very friendly.” Nice to see she’s enjoying herself. Hopefully she’s not popping too many anti-depressants!

Rosie’s Publicist Wears The Pants

Rosie O’Donnell ’s publicist doesn’t play around! With the news of Rosie and Barbara Walters taking stabs at each other publicly, everyone is dying to ask RoRo about the rift. So, during a scheduled interview with West Palm Beach’s WPTV, Rosie was to be on via satellite Monday morning to talk about her new variety show. O’Donnell’s publicity team wanted the reporters to only ask about the variety show. However, when the reporters asked Rosie before the interview if they could talk about it, Rosie agreed. The reporter told Rosie, “How about if I do it this way: How about we start off talking about the show and then we touch on that. I don’t want to beat a dead horse.” Rosie agreed, but that didn’t still well with her publicist. That’s when suddenly the audio was cut off from the satellite feed. Then just a few seconds later Rosie image disappeared and was replaced by color bars. Her PR team ended the interview before it even started! How lame. [ Image via Mavrix Online .]