This Is How She Does "Casual"

She’s wearing flats! This is how Miz Dita Von Teese does a music festival. The burlesque superstar kept it simple and cheek at Coachella this weekend. At least she wasn’t wearing jeans and a t-shirt! [ Image via WENN .]

Rihanna parties with her bad hair

Rihanna partying in Barbados.  At least she looks happy… even with that HELMET HAIR.  Maybe she’s trying to not look sexy these days… if that’s the case, it is working!!  That hair strips her of all sex appeal…

saMAN Straps It On – Her Guitar That Is!

It’s easy to forget that there’s more to sa MAN Ronson than DJ’ing and being Lindsay Lohan ’s bitch. saMAN is a ‘musician’ too! Or at least she wants to be. Or used to be! The failed singer, who had a song on Lohan’s Mean Girls soundtrack, played a gig at Genghis Cohen in Los Angeles on Tuesday night. She sang along as she strummed some shiz on her guitar. Lindsay looked on adoringly. It probably sucked about as hard as you think it does! [ Image via WENN. ]

Kelly, on Her Super Photoshooped New Album Cover

At least she has a sense of humor about things! Kelly Clarkson took to her official blog to talk about her newly unveiled album cover. The very first American Idol says: “we decided the cover of the album and just in case you haven’t seen it i’ll post it! it’s very colorful and they have definitely photo-shopped the crap out of me but i don’t care haha! whoever she is, she looks great ha! i’ve had so much fun with this album i really hope y’all dig it woohooooooooooo!!!!” We hope we dig it too. Woohooooooo! And a weehawwwww!!!!

Why Her? Evan Rachel Wood Whore Heading to Broadway for Spider-Man Musical

Eww, yuck!!!! Rachel Evan Whore has been cast as Mary Jane for Broadway’s Spider-Man musical, according to a new report . The show, with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge from U2, is expected to hit the Great White Way in 2010. The role of Peter Parker has yet to be filled. Well, we think they effed up their blockbuster chances with the Whore choice. But…. At least she’s slightly more tolerable than Kiki Drunkst! [ Photo via Getty Images .]

Heidi Klum’s see thru dress!

Heidi Klum was traveling with her mother this weekend while wearing a see-thru dress!  At lease she’s doing sheer with class… it’s not like we can see anything! Heidi Klum Sheer… At least she’s not REALLY showing it off… Photos: Splash News Online

Paris wears Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton arriving at Heathrow Airport… in pink, Paris Hilton Pink.  That shirt is cute, I’d actually want to wear it if not for the HOLE BETWEEN THE BOOBS! Paris in London in Pink! At least she wears her own clothing line… Oops, dirt on the pants, dirt on the pants! Photos: Splash News Online