Papa Joe Sore at Romo

Jessica Simpson. Remember her? Pretty girl, big tits, about yay high? The last time she was in the press, it was about her gaining 3 pounds or something, we didn’t really pay attention. However, we can’t resist a story involving her odious, progeny-lusting father, Papa Joe, especially when it’s alleged that he secretly longs to step into the shoes of his daughter’s football-playing boyfriend, Tony Romo. Which makes you kind of wonder if he secretly…