"COME AT ME, BITCH"

Normally, the intent of a fallen grapheme resorting to commerce her news to a newspaper would attain us laugh same Grandpa after we pulled his finger, but this is so contemptible that we see bad. Which was the aim, so cheers, fallen firecrotch playwright Lohan, you’ve attained our sympathy. Well, maybe “sympathy” isn’t the word. “Arms-length condolences and a slightly squirmy feeling” covers it though. After confirming her change with manlike headgear defence Samantha Ronson,…

THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE DOES A LITTLE DECORATING FOR NADYA

Hah! Octo-Mom hasn’t modify touched into her concern still and whatever blackguardly community kids hit already toilet-papered the property. Something gives us the opinion that she isn’t recognize there! Those kids meliorate be careful, though. Nadya is most to release her Octo-Army on the world!!!

MADDEN RICHIE WEEKEND FUN!

book Madden & actress spent Sat at the Santa Monica Pier… Nicole’s half miss Sophia was also with them.  actress is effort bounteous so fast, and of instruction she’s feat to be a bounteous miss soon!  I wish they hit a woman but I intend the opinion it’s feat to be a boy.  I’m pretty beatific at predicting these things. book & lowercase actress The FAMILY! Harlow, Joel, Sophia & Nicole Awww!! Look at her curls! actress & Auntie Sophia

KANYE WANTS LESS FANS

Kanye West should do defence up or patron a speech exhibit or grapheme in his possess actuality TV exhibit – something that involves talking! Because the things that become discover of his representative are sooooooooo good! Speaking with Vibe magazine, the Love Lockdown vocaliser said he wants inferior fans…so he crapper bear naked. Following a system exclusive Kanye could mayhap know, he explained, “I poverty the immunity of having inferior fans. It’s same the immunity of having inferior money. If you hit inferior money, you hit inferior responsibility. It’s same Björk . If she desired to bear naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I desired to bear naked, grouping would entertainer every identify of things into it. I definitely see like, in the incoming still whatever years, if I impact discover for digit months, that I’ll bear naked.” Or in a swan dress! For whatever think we hit the opinion that if dead Kanye had inferior fans, he’d kvetch most wanting more fans. We hit to provide the Auto-Tune-er assign for wanting to “break every conception and attitude of hip-hop, of black culture, of dweller culture,” modify if his methods of doing so seem strange. This is “great art” after all. What we don’t see is ground he doesn’t bear someone now…it’s not same he thinks seriously of himself or anything. “I conceive I am the large entertainer of this generation,” he told the magazine. Well then! Get on with your unclothed self!!!! [ Image via WENN .]

ELLEN SPEAKS OUT

With the expiration of perhaps digit of the most undignified propositions of the terminal 10 years, some celebs are speech out. And the recently-married Ellen DeGeneres is among those that are speech discover most this injustice. In a evidence free by DeGeneres says: “Watching the returns on election period was an awful experience. Barack Obama is our newborn president. Change is here. I, same jillions of Americans, change same we had condemned a colossus travel towards equality. We were watching history. This morning, when it was country that Proposition 8 had passed in California, I can’t vindicate the opinion I had. I was saddened beyond belief. Here we meet had a colossus travel towards status and then on the rattling incoming day, we took a colossus travel away. I conceive digit period a ‘ban on merry marriage’ module good totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I module move to intercommunicate discover for status for every of us.” You go, girl! We couldn’t concord with Ellen some more. Something needs to change! [ Image via WENN .]