"Come at Me, Bitch"

Normally, the idea of a fallen star resorting to selling her story to a tabloid would make us chuckle like Grandpa after we pulled his finger, but this is so pathetic that we feel bad. Which was the aim, so cheers, fallen firecrotch Lindsay Lohan, you’ve earned our sympathy. Well, maybe “sympathy” isn’t the word. “Arms-length condolences and a slightly squirmy feeling” covers it though. After confirming her breakup with human hat stand Samantha Ronson,…

The Welcoming Committee Does A Little Decorating For Nadya

Hah! Octo-Mom hasn’t even moved into her house yet and some rascally neighborhood kids have already toilet-papered the property. Something gives us the feeling that she isn’t welcome there! Those kids better be careful, though. Nadya is about to unleash her Octo-Army on the world!!!

Madden Richie Weekend Fun!

Joel Madden & Harlow spent Saturday at the Santa Monica Pier… Nicole’s half sister Sophia was also with them.  Harlow is getting big so fast, and of course she’s going to be a big sister soon!  I hope they have a girl but I get the feeling it’s going to be a boy.  I’m pretty good at predicting these things. Joel & little Harlow The FAMILY! Harlow, Joel, Sophia & Nicole Awww!! Look at her curls! Harlow & Auntie Sophia

Kanye Wants Less Fans

Kanye West should do stand up or host a talk show or star in his own reality TV show – something that involves talking! Because the things that come out of his mouth are sooooooooo good! Speaking with Vibe magazine, the Love Lockdown singer said he wants fewer fans…so he can pose naked. Following a logic only Kanye could possibly know, he explained, “I want the freedom of having less fans. It’s like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It’s like Björk . If she wanted to pose naked, you’d be like, ‘Oh, that’s Björk.’ But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I’ll pose naked.” Or in a swan dress! For some reason we have the feeling that if suddenly Kanye had less fans, he’d complain about wanting more fans. We have to give the Auto-Tune-er credit for wanting to “break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture,” even if his methods of doing so seem strange. This is “great art” after all. What we don’t understand is why he doesn’t pose nude now…it’s not like he thinks badly of himself or anything. “I believe I am the greatest entertainer of this generation,” he told the magazine. Well then! Get on with your naked self!!!! [ Image via WENN .]

Ellen Speaks Out

With the passing of perhaps one of the most ridiculous propositions of the last 10 years, many celebs are speaking out. And the recently-married Ellen DeGeneres is among those that are speaking out about this injustice. In a statement released by DeGeneres says: “Watching the returns on election night was an amazing experience. Barack Obama is our new president. Change is here. I, like millions of Americans, felt like we had taken a giant step towards equality. We were watching history. This morning, when it was clear that Proposition 8 had passed in California, I can’t explain the feeling I had. I was saddened beyond belief. Here we just had a giant step towards equality and then on the very next day, we took a giant step away. I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.” You go, girl! We couldn’t agree with Ellen any more. Something needs to change! [ Image via WENN .]