Hayden Panettiere in daisy dukes!

Hayden Panettiere showing off her legs and thighs in a pair of daisy dukes.

Britney Spears & the boys at the pool

Britney Spears & her sons playing in the pool… also some pics of them arriving in Miami… It’s nice she is spending some quality time with the kids.  I have to spend time away from my daughter since her dad and I share custody so these pictures make me REALLY miss my baby girl… she will be here soon for Disney World though – she turns 5 in a few weeks!! I wonder if she is embarrassed about the whole p**sy is showing thing or if she just thinks she’s funny… I think she’s HILARIOUS!!! Britney & the boys in the pool This just makes me smile Britney spends QT with the kids! GET MOMMY!!! Sean & Brit Britney playing with the boys Trapped ya! Sean showing off for his little bro? Sean & Jayden in their swimmies! Pool fun Mismatched swimmies Ahhh… relaxing… Mama takin care of the boys Making sure her pu**y isn’t showing… My ASS is hanging out of my f**king bathing suit! Somebody’s tired… Britney & Jayden… I think, they look so much alike in some pictures! I wonder if she’s tweeting… Britney arriving in Miami Daddy Spears Boots & Daisy Dukes 4-ever!

Mariah Carey to Sprout MiniMimi?

We’re Chicagoans, so we’re a bit preoccupied this morning imagining our two most recent governors sharing a jail cell, braiding each other’s hair and concocting plans for how not to get raped by incarcerated mobsters, but we are also journalists, dammit, so we must press on. So in addition to wondering just how much it would cost to be appointed to the Senate , we’re also wondering whether the womb of Mariah Carey (whom we have just decided to start calling the Last Mimsy) is currently crowded with fluttering baby wings. Because you just know that any child who sprouted from the loins of the Last Mimsy would have to be half butterfly. Reports Page Six : MARIAH Carey’s wish may finally be coming true. Spies in LA saw the songbird (above) coming out of a well-known ob/gyn’s office on North Crescent Boulevard, “clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers. She was ebullient.” It was the same type of paper that Minnie Driver was holding when she found out she was pregnant at the same doctor’s office. Carey, who wed Nick Cannon this year in a quickie Bahamas ceremony, has made no bones about wanting a child. A rep said, “As far as I’m told it’s not true.” Naturally, if this is true, Mariah will have twins. Part of us hopes for boys, so they can be named Louis and Vuitton, but we think Mimi would be wasted on boys. If she were to have girls, she could teach them so many things, like how to expertly paint on fake abs , how to ensure that no vaginal folds are peeking out of your Daisy Dukes, and how to run on a treadmill in stilettos.

Ashlee Simpson’s “White-Trash” Britney Spears Birthday

Ashlee Simpson went all Britney Spears for her white-trash-trailer-park themed 24th birthday party. Ashlee celebrated with husband Pete Wentz and the rest of the Simpson clan at her parents house in Encino. “It had a white-trash theme. Ashlee wore Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly. Joe wore a cut-off muscle T-shirt and a mullet wig. It was funny,” says a guest. “Jessica was wearing a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage.” Ashlee not only copied Britney’s impeccable fashion sense, the menu at her party was nearly identical to the Spears-Federline wedding menu. Ashlee’s guests noshed on corn dogs, macaroni and cheese, chicken fingers and French fries. Source