Lil’ Jon And Miley’s Crossed Wires

Rapper Lil’ Jon swapped out his old cell phone number for a new set of digits and ended up with… Miley Cyrus ‘ old phone number???? Said Lil’ Jizzel via his Twitter : HOW COME I JUS GOT A NEW PHONE NUMBER AND ITS FUCKIN MILEY CIRUS OLD NUMBER!!! STOP CALLIN ME LIL DAMN GIRLS!!!! TRUE STORY!! NO BS!! Ha!! P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter! If we get 1 million followers by Sunday, we vow to not mention Miley Cyrus for an entire month!!!!! [ Image via Pacific Coast News Online .]

Foxx vs. Cyrus

This is GOLDEN! As we mentioned last month , Disney slut Miley Cyrus acted like a little beyotch when she wanted to meet her “idols” Radiohead at the Grammys. Unfortunately for her, they didn’t want to meet her!!! Cyrus just kept talking about it and talking about it nonstop. To which the band’s rep finally said , “When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have a sense of entitlement.” But on Sunday night, someone called in to Jamie Foxx ’s Sirius radio show, The Foxxhole, and mentioned the incident. And Foxx, along with a few guests on his show, totally ripped Cyrus a new one. Foxx first started with, “Who is Miley Cyrus?” and you could clearly hear the female on air say “That little white bitch…” And even though Foxx didn’t know who Cyrus was to begin with, he then remebered… she’s the girl “with all the gums!” Priceless! He jokingly added, “She’s got to get a gum transplant… Let me get an order of mouth, light on teeth, heavy on the gums.” Then they all kept at it, ragging on Miley, telling her to grow the hell up! They even told her to go make a sex take, go “get like Britney Spears and do some heroin.” Adding to do like Lindsay Lohan and “get some crack in your pipe”. And to go get some chlamydia from a bicycle seat. HIGHlarious. All in good fun, though. Check out the insanity above! We expect Miley to cry about it tomorrow. P.S. Don’t do heroin, Slutty!

Miley Cyrus: Easter Juice Run

Enjoying their Easter holiday out on the town, Miley Cyrus joined her mother Tish in their convertible for a stop at Robek’s to get a smoothie after church on Sunday (April 12). After taking time to pose with a fan and decidin what to drink, the “Hannah Montana” starlet busily hopped on her phone, twittering away. After getting their order, the Cyrus ladies hopped back in their ride – with the 16-year-old Disney singer/actress smiling it up for the paparazzi while being driven away. In related news, Miley proved once again how big of a draw she can be – as “Hannah Montana: The Movie” snatched the top spot at the box office in its opening weekend, earning $34 million.

PODCAST: Friday April 10

Powered by Podbean.com Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend like to bleep the bleep… Beyonce & Jay-Z made HOW MUCH last year?? Guess which cutie pie is pregnant! When will Tom & Katie have another kid… and Madonna’s plans for a new house! Plus a few digs at Lilo, of course.

Miley Cyrus asking for trouble!

Miley Cyrus is asking for trouble – who rides a bike in a short white dress??? The paparazzi on duty must have been respectable, I’m sure if they tried they could have gotten a good shot – but then again, she’s under age so maybe they have a little decency… riiiiggghhhttt!! Miley rode her pretty flower bike home and discovered Mom’s new porche!  She and her sis got to drive it first! Asking for trouble – short dress, bike. Miley Cyrus on her bike Miley Cyrus walking the bike… Miley Cyrus posing for the paps! Miley Cyrus & a red porche! Miley & her sister, what is her name anyway? Apparently it’s mom’s new porche… Miley’s sister drives the car first!

The Mullet Just Doesn’t Work For Him

Old time actor Nick Nolte was spotted in Beverly Hills on Tuesday rocking an awful mullet hairdo’. Why have you allowed this to happen, you old dog? Has he been listening to too much old school Billy Ray Cyrus recently? Nick, you’d look less tragic if you spiff’d up the hair a little! [ Image via WENN. ]

That Looks Heavy!

What the heck is she wearing???? Though she was not a presenter or nominated, Miley Cyrus showed up to the Oscars on Sunday and she was one of the very first to hit the red carpet. Her well-hung boyfriend stayed at home and Mommy Cyrus accompanied her. That outfit is a bit much for Miley, no? Not a pretty flower, sweetie! [ Photo via AP Images .]

Miley Cyrus And Dad "Not Weird At All" According To Miley

Slutty Cyrus is letting all the haters know there is nothing wrong about the closeness between her and her father, Billy Ray Cyrus . In her new memior, Miles To Go (how clever), Miley pens, “The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter. For me and my dad it’s not weird at all.” How boring, Slutty! She also trashes blogs and commenters online, saying, “Some people are ’so full of anger, hatred and bitterness.’” Did you not realize they’re the only ones who are keeping you famous, Miley?? Where’s the dirt about your pedo boyfriend??? One question still remains — why does the 16 year old have a memoir already??? Wait until you’re washed up at 21 and need to earn a quick buck, bb! That’s the Hollywood way! [ Image via WENN .]

Miley Cyrus sued for $4B due to ‘infamous’ photo

All because of a supposed candid shot, the Disney teen star is facing a class action law suit filed against her by a Los Angeles woman named Lucie J. Kim. The photo is alleged to show Miley Cyrus and her friends lifting the corners of their eyes in front of a camera Kim doesn’t fine the photo candid. She interprets the photo to be racist or a mockery of the physical features of Asians. Kim professes that she is standing up for the million Asians residing in Los Angeles. Kim, in the legal documents filed in court, argues that even though the photo shows Cyrus’ private life she should have foreseen it could be publicized in the media since she is a public figure. The suit adds that each Asian represented by Kim deserves restitution of $4,000 each from Cyrus as damages for her violation of their civil rights. But how big is $4 billion? If she loses this legal battle, it might cost Cyrus everything she can ever earn in a lifetime. The fact that the prosecution has to prove malicious intent is the one thing in Cyrus’ favor.

Miley Dies (On TV)!

Robot Chicken kills off Miley Cyrus ! It’s ha ha hee hee ha ha ha!

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