Amy Smart: A Regular Nomi Malone

Our blind love for certain celebrity ladies has been well-documented on these pages. Mandy Moore , Cate Blanchett , Isla Fisher , Julianne Moore . . . they are like beautiful psychedelic mushrooms growing on the cow turds of the celebrity world. Wow, that sounded a lot better in our heads. At any rate, perky little Amy Smart is up there in their ranks. She can do no wrong. Especially when it comes to pole dancing. Says IMDb : Actress Amy Smart had such fun preparing to play a pole dancer in Crank sequel High Voltage , she has pledged to keep up her striptease lessons for her boyfriend. The star took a series of classes, found her perfect tune and then learned how to strip and tease at fellow actress Sheila Kelly’s S Factor studio in Los Angeles – and now she’s hooked. She tells WENN, “It was sexually liberating and really fun. It takes a lot of work to make it look easy. It’s really awkward in the beginning but I had fun. At one point I wondered if I would ever pick it up. “I loved my routine to Billy Squier’s song ‘Stroke Me’. That’ll get you going on the pole! Prior to working on this film I had taken a few classes of pole dancing and strip tease at the S Factor here in Los Angeles. It’s a really great place for women because it’s very sexual and very female empowering. I think I’ll get back into that because it was a great work-out and a great class, and there’s no mirrors so you don’t have to feel insecure watching yourself seeing how you look; you just sort of feel it in your body.” If that quote was from a Lohan or Lisa Rinna or Heidi Montag, we’d be laughing and gagging and gleefully pointing out stupid double entendres but it’s not, so we’ll just continue to sigh and doodle “Mrs. CelebNewsWire Smart” with a bunch of hearts on the spine of our geography book.

Morgan Freeman gets sued

Actor Morgan Freeman has some splaining to do !! I had almost forgotten about that car accident that Morgan Freeman had been in in August 2007.  But the passenger in the vehicle, Demaris Meyer most definitely did not forget! Meyer has hired attorney Gloria Allred to file a lawsuit against the Dark Knight star.  The duo will be holding a press conference today. Oh the gossip that is gonna come out!!  Demaris is going to give us the dirt on the relationship she was having with Freeman at the time of the accident.  Also photo’s of the scene will be unveiled to explain the severity of Meyer’s injuries as a result of the car crash in which Freeman was driving. Freeman suffered injuries to his arm, elbow, and shoulder.  His hand remains paralyzed. UPDATE: During the press conference held earlier today, Demaris Meyer said she was not having an affair w/actor Morgan Freeman.  She claims they only just met that night. “I have been labeled as the ‘other woman’ and have been accused of having caused the breakup of Mr. Freeman’s marriage. Nothing could be further from the truth,” Meyer said She claims that Freeman offered her a house to stay in for the night because it was closer to her job than her friends house was. I don’t really get what that means? Does she not have a house of her own? She does say that Freeman was a “perfect gentleman” but he also had indulged in alcohol while he was at the party. Meyer’s lawsuit accuses Freeman of negligence for failing to properly operate the car, and she is seeking unspecified damages in an amount to be proven at trial to cover medical expenses and her permanent disability, among other things. Do you think she deserves to win some $$? Technorati Tags: demaris meyer , gloria allred , lawsuit , morgan freeman

Jen VS. Ang… who looked better last night?

So who looked better last night?  I’m sure I’m not the only one posting a poll like this… I haven’t even looked anywhere else today… Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post’s poll. I mean they’re both gorgeous and most of us can only dream of looking like that, especially at their ages, but I have to nitpick.  Jennifer’s face is way too unhealthy tan looking, and Angelina just looks the same as always… I like Jen’s dress better, just because it was a little more interesting than Angelina’s. I love that Jen got to be there with John Mayer and she looks so happy, but is he REALLY going to stick with her?  He just seems like the type that won’t ever settle down.  He’s a playboy – and he’s only slept with 1/2 the women in Hollywood – he still has the other 1/2 to conquer.   That’s just my humble opinion. OH, and check out the pictures, is Jen trying to tell us something?? Jen & Angelina Angelina Jolie at the Academy Awards Jennifer “SPF 0″ Aniston Touching her belly…. “Soon I’m going to be out to here!” Angelina Jolie, mother of, I lost count. Really, I have to count on my fingers… Maddox, Zahara, Pax, Shiloh, Max, Emme… oh no wait… Jen & John, 2-Gether 4-Now Photos:  Splash News Online

Kanye West & Amber Rose Fashion ATROCITIES!

OK I say this all the time, I am NOT a fashionista so I’m sure someone will try to justify what these two are wearing… but SERIOUSLY?? A bow tie with blue jeans?  Blue jeans with a lighter blue jean jacket?  Did my grandfather will his shoes to Kanye West?  I guess I have to give KW some credit – not only is he the most brilliant musical artist of our time but he is also an innovator when it comes to MULLETS… I mean, that IS a mullet he’s wearing right??  A little mini-party in the back?? And her… uh…  She’s aight from the waist up, but those red pants are totally Chorus Line and I have no idea what to even say about the shoes they are BIZARRE. I say this as I walked around all day in Old Navy sweats and a MATERNITY hoodie from Target – not because I’m pregnant but because it was cute and I wanted it so I didn’t care that it was maternity!! Kanye & Amber Rose in her red pants THOSE PANTS!! She makes his bow tie & mis-matched double denim look innocent… Photos: Splash News Online

Ashlee’s New Do

Ashlee Simpson stepped out sporting a new do sans red with much blonde. Can’t tell if I like it or not…I can’t judge fairly I was really partial to the red hair look because it was so hott! Photo Credit

PRISON BREAK Cancelled?

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. According to The Hollywood Reporter , there is a chance that PRISON BREAK might get cancelled. There is a chance that the production schedule for Prison Break might be extended for two additional episodes, but there are no plans to air them yet. There is a chance that the two episodes might run as a two-hour event next season. I am personally not surprised by the low ratings Prison Break has been getting this season. I was a big fan of the first 3 seasons and I was excited about the fourth season, but after watching a few episodes I decided to give up on Prison Break because it was just getting really boring. And it seems that I wasn’t the only one who felt that way. I do hope they wrap up the show, at least for the sake of fans who have stuck through all four seasons. What do you guys think? Are you upset that Prison Break might get cancelled? This is a post from Daemon’s TV . PRISON BREAK Cancelled?

What Goes Around Comes Around?

In the Nov. 10 issue of Star Magazine, Star has learned that Angie is extremely jealousy over Brad’s pretty new costar. And Brad hasn’t exactly been acting like a father of six in a committed relationship while on set in Berlin. “Brad shared a connection with beautiful blonde Diane when she played Helen in his 2004 epic, Troy. “I have lots of scenes with him,” Diane gushed to a German newspaper about working together again. “Troy was my first international film, and I was still married back then. I’m excited to work with Brad.” Diane made sure Brad knew just how excited she was during their night out, says a source. “She kept putting her arm around Brad’s neck to whisper something in his ear because it was so loud. He was clearly charmed by her, and Diane definitely looks smitten. She’s thrilled to be around him again.” Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston, who was married to Brad when he costarred in Troy with Diane, was always jealous of Diane, sources say, so Angelina’s predicament is a small victory. “Jen would absolutely love it if Angie got a taste of her own medicine and hasn’t been shy about letting everyone know,” says an insider. “Jen didn’t trust Diane when she worked with Brad, and now she’s happy that Angelina knows how it feels. For her it would be the sweetest karma!”” I am a little confused by this story only because I thought Diane was dating Joshua Jackson (from Dawson’s Creek)? Check out a picture of Diane

Gyllenspoon Spice Up Sex Life with Filthy, Scandalous Underpants

Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us in on it: Just 24 hours after Reese Witherspoon arrived in London to visit Jake Gyllenhaal, she coaxed him into a sex toys and underwear emporium for a private strip show. While shopping in a Myla boutique on the West End, Reese beckoned her beau into the changing rooms, where she surprised him with a private strip show. Jake watched — with a smile plastered across his face — as Reese slipped out of her clothes and wiggled into various bra and panty sets, including an itsy-bitsy pair of purple panties and a matching push-up bra. Reese’s private show seemed to have the desired effect — Jake brought some items up to the cash register, then Reese paid with her credit card. “Clearly, that purple set did it for him,” clerk Vanessa Brown tells Star. “Reese has a really fit body. She looks fantastic. She’s petite… but I’m not telling her bra size!” On the way out of the store, the lovebirds stopped, giggling at a display of sex toys. Reese pointed to a black spoon-shaped gadget designed for “all over body massage as well as more intimate use” and dissolved in fits of laughter. Christ, these two are even boring in the porn store! Purple pushup bra and giggling at a massager. Ooooh, you naughty! Then again, the bra and panties were probably for Jake. And they were giggling at the massage toy because it was so woefully small compared to Reese’s weighty, clublike shenis.

Gyllenspoon Spice Up Sex Life with Filthy, Scandalous Underpants

Joyless harridan Reese Witherspoon and her Bubble Boy beau Jake Gyllenhaal are getting a headstart on the Zack and Miri Make a Porno hype by doing their own version: Reese and Jake Go to the Dildo Store. These two paragons of chastity allegedly visited a sex shop while recently in London. Star mag lets us in on it: Just 24 hours after Reese Witherspoon arrived in London to visit Jake Gyllenhaal, she coaxed him into a sex toys and underwear emporium for a private strip show. While shopping in a Myla boutique on the West End, Reese beckoned her beau into the changing rooms, where she surprised him with a private strip show. Jake watched — with a smile plastered across his face — as Reese slipped out of her clothes and wiggled into various bra and panty sets, including an itsy-bitsy pair of purple panties and a matching push-up bra. Reese’s private show seemed to have the desired effect — Jake brought some items up to the cash register, then Reese paid with her credit card. “Clearly, that purple set did it for him,” clerk Vanessa Brown tells Star. “Reese has a really fit body. She looks fantastic. She’s petite… but I’m not telling her bra size!” On the way out of the store, the lovebirds stopped, giggling at a display of sex toys. Reese pointed to a black spoon-shaped gadget designed for “all over body massage as well as more intimate use” and dissolved in fits of laughter. Christ, these two are even boring in the porn store! Purple pushup bra and giggling at a massager. Ooooh, you naughty! Then again, the bra and panties were probably for Jake. And they were giggling at the massage toy because it was so woefully small compared to Reese’s weighty, clublike shenis.